Broke is for the Fuckin Birds!

Why is there a certain of level of unspoken honor in not wanting to be materialistic?  I feel that there is a tone of judgement from some of the people I know when I express how much I want to be fucking PAID!  Recently my friend pointed out that I am shallow because I don’t want to date a man that has no aspirations in life, and that makes me a gold digger.  Oh yeah, well I have been with a broke man my whole life, his name is “Daddy”.  What are two aspirings going to do together, “wish for a Big Mac”?  I guarantee you that when the lights get turned off and there is nothing in the fridge…nibbling on sweet nothings is going to get old.

OK, I grew up sharing a room with three siblings, eating WIC foods, watching a 14′ television that had a wire hanger for an antennae, yeah that builds character.   I remember having to wear jeans that doubled as knickerbockers because I was too tall for my pants, and my mom’s wallet was too short to replace them.  Get out of here with your judgement, efff you!  I ask women all the time if they would sleep with a man for money and they scoff and say no, but they do it for low self esteem and Chlamydia all of the time. Do I need to do workshops?

Alright, I am not exactly waiting on Prince Charming to come take care of me, though I wouldn’t mind,  I will do it myself.  But I am tired of these fake ass quasi-prophetic clowns telling me that there is glory in continuous struggle.  Enjoy the Earth they say… Which part?  The pollution, the pesticides, or the psychotic weather that is upon us…I keep an Umbrella, a bikini, ear muffs and winter coat in my trunk for crying out loud.

Listen, there is something sexy about going on vacation to Bora Bora instead of the Catalina Islands, I will take a Bentley over my  200K mile driven miracle that gets me around, OH, and I can’t wait for that house on the beach with the hard wood floors, culinary kitchen, and infinity pool (like MC Hammer) where none of these hypocritical/lying assholes EVER be invited.

CHEERS, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU

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